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The Ten Commandments of Buffet

I.Thou shalt not spill.
II. Thou shalt not commit buffet adultery--stealing from another's buffet plate.
III. Thou shalt not have just one plate.
IV. Thou shalt not practice the art of the Buffepticons.
V. Thou shall eat all that thou can.
VI. Thou shalt not bring their Weight Watchers point system sheet to the buffet.
VII. Thou shall honor the Art of Buffet while at establishment.
VIII. Thou shalt not judge a buffet food by its cover, or again judge a buffet food's taste until tried with bacon on top.
IX. Thou shalt not say the word buffet in vain. (Ex. "I'm going to buffet all over your Justin Bieber poster!")
X. Thou shall respect thy neighbor's elbow space.